How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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