- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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