What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Anti Joke

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