- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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