- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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