- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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