What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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