Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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