- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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