- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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