What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Hello.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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