- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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