What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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