A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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