A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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