Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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