- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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