Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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