- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Yes

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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