- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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