- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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