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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Guess what? I like trains.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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