Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock knock It's open, come in

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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