- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Come in

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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