- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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