Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Sarah Palin.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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