wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A gay man watches football.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Anti Joke

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