- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally