What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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