What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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