- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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