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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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