Q: knok knok A: Im home

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Actually it was me Josh brown

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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