- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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