- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Actually it was me Josh brown

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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