- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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