Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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like if your cool

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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