why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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