- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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