- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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