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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

your no better than a cockroach

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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