David Cameron

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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