So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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