When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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