how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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