- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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