- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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