what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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