- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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