- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

womans rights...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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