Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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