greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A man penetrates another man.

this website even though its hilarious.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What page are you on The gay page.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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