how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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