Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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