Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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