Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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