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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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