- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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