- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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