Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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