- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Tony Romo

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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