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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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