Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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