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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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