If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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