What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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