Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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These Jokes suck.

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