- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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