A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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