- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Tony Romo

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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