What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Cripples are lame.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

thumb_up thumb_down

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops