- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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