- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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