Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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You idiot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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