Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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are you gay does your mom know

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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