What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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