Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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