What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

womans rights...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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