why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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