What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Anti Joke

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