What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Peas

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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