Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Anti Joke

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