- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

i saw amango it splootered

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do I hate? people

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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