Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Half life 3 confirmed

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what's black? a lot of things.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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