- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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