This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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american idol

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A blonde dies Lololol

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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