why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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