What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red poo is poo

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Anti Joke

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