- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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