- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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