- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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