This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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roses are red poo is poo

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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