- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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