What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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