- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

the economy.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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