Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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