- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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