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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

These Jokes suck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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