Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Actually it was me Josh brown

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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