- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Womans baksetball...

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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