What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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