Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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