- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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