Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Praise Paisley

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