- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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