What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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