What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

a man was shot.... he died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock, Knock Come in

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's white and gluey Glue

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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