Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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