- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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