- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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