- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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