A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why? Because.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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