- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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