greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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