Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Indians

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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