What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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