whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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