Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Im taking a shit right now.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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