How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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haha black people :D

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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