What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Gus's mom

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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